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That’s What She Said iPhone App
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How have you used the That’s What She Said iPhone App in a conversation? Leave us your replies below:
January 31st, 2009 at 10:49 pm
(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.
(students): Thats what she said!
February 6th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I didn’t say that!
February 8th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
My best friend is actually she who says…
February 16th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Me and my friends use this all the time(yes, that is in fact, what she said LOL)
February 17th, 2009 at 10:26 am
(friend). “just put the stick in the hole!”.
(me) that is exactly what she said! Last night!
February 17th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Science teacher talks about experiment: I think we should do this like that.
Me: that’s what she said
February 17th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Mother: get your homework done Richard geez why am I always on top of you
Me: that’s what she said
February 17th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Me : look at this worm
Sister: wow it’s LONG look at it go in it’s HOLE
Me: TWSS
February 18th, 2009 at 4:11 am
^ dude… thats your sister!
February 19th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Freind: it is just so hard to get out
Me: twss
February 20th, 2009 at 11:51 am
friend: i was sweating so bad last night.
me: thats what she said.
February 20th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I was pickin a scab one day and my teacher was like are you trying to make it bleed or is that how you always do it?
February 21st, 2009 at 10:26 am
This game is Hilarious. If the company who made this game is reading this right now here are some other apps you could make “what would Jesus do” or “bitch please” or the easy button that when you press it says “that was easy” or even maybe not for the easy button but for another one called “and how”
February 21st, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Friend: Oh, that’s too big, I can’t use it.
Me: TTWS!!
February 21st, 2009 at 8:31 pm
While friends are on the phone it’s funny as deuce cuz every now and then they’ll say sumthin that can be twssd
February 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 am
Grandma: can u help me put this in that tiny hole
Me: twss!
Grandma: WTF u perv go away b4 i flash u!
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Friend (talking about how small laptops can be made): Yeah I’ve seen 7 inch ones but not smaller than that
Me:THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
This has to be the stupidest concept I’ve heard. It repeats ONE phrase and that’s it?
And then it uses false advertising to promote it!! It has in the very first paragraph that it’s an iPod application (in addition to iPhone)? Really — and with what speaker would this work with?
Sounds like complete marketing hype to the extreme. Even free, it sounds like it’s over-priced. I wouldn’t even trust this site with my email address… I don’t trust them.
February 22nd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Ummm David, the second gen iPod has a speaker… Get ur facts straight. Although I admit the concept is stupid, they should add a list of ways to use “that’s what she said” in the app.
February 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Dang if you think the phrase is stupid then you don’t have to get this (free) app. If you think outside the box twss can be used for a lot more than “it’s so big.” it’s only stupid if you can’t come up with something original.
February 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Friend:the rubber always comes off.
Me:thats what she said
February 22nd, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Friend talking about candy:i was sucking on it and it exploaded in the back of my throat
Me:thats what she said
February 23rd, 2009 at 4:37 pm
He said about a frozed chicken breast
damn that’s some hard stuff
Me: That’s what he said
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Hey guy who spent three comments complaining:
1. It’s FREE. why do you care if it’s stupid
2. Listing three comments means listing your e-mail three times numb nuts.
3. Just because your not quick witted enough to come up with your own TWSS jokes doesn’t mean you should call us stupid for having a basic level of common sense.
4. Writing all that, you sound like an 8 year old who just started relizing he could cuss.
5. There’s a thing on your computer called spell check. It correctly spells words and keeps you from looking like an idiot online.
So yeah
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Hahahahahaha I agree. Dude get over yourself. If you’re really going to get that worked up about a free application just because it requires the sense of humor you obviously don’t have, go buy an app that cares.
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
My friend:(talking about a food fight) aww you missed.
Me:Thats what she said!
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:08 pm
My technology teacher:(talking about a motor) alright it should slip in and out easily, and there maybe sparks when you push it in.
Me:THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!
February 24th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
my friend was sharpening his pencil but he didnt have it in all the way
teacher yelled “STICK IT IN FARTHER”
me and my friends: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
February 25th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
This is AWESOME!
February 25th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Seriously…this is AWESOME!
February 25th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
girl student: this is so hard, its not easy
ME: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
man i was laughing so hard also someone said something and well here it is!
girl student (diff girl): i tried pulling it out
ME: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
also this is the last one my friend caught me on this in class
me: im just going to wip it out and touch it
my friend: thats what she said
-this one was actually real i know its hard to believe that but i wasnt thinking on what i said and i was talking about my ipod touch so ye
February 27th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Teacher - you can do it both ways
Me- twss
February 28th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
This is so funny, i use it on yo mamma jokes. It makes it more halrious.
My friend:yo mamma so stupid i told her drinks were on the house she went to get a ladder
Me:TWSS
Note:that yo mamma joke was from “a free yo mamma joke”
February 28th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Teacher: nice work dick, that must of been hard! Dick (the student) :that’s what she said!
March 1st, 2009 at 4:45 pm
( 2 guys builidng a shelf)
Man1( reading instructions): insert part A into slot B
Man2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
March 1st, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Girlfriend talking about a spicy taco she was eating : that was hard to swallow.
Me: that’s what she said
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
my mom: they have an app for that?
Me: twss!
March 3rd, 2009 at 4:19 pm
today at lunch…
My friend: It looks like a little hairy snake.
Me: That’s what she said!
Another friend: If it squirts everywhere, you’re going to have to clean it up.
Everyone: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I’m going to Canada
That’s wat she said
Can I go to bathroom
That’s what she said
What’s the homework
Twss
March 4th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
omg i want that…
twss
March 4th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Ummm… “use”… I can’t say I actually “use” the app, but it’s funny to show people. It would be 10-times better if you used the voice of Michael Scott (Steve Carell) from “The Office.”
March 6th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Guy playing mario cart: Faster Faster!!!! Me: Twss
March 6th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Omg, look at the size of that giraffe!!!!! Me: twss
March 6th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
I’m a school teacher and I use it all the time! My only complaint, the voices always play in the same order
March 7th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Sign: Please use back door
Me: thats what she said
March 8th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Confused student: I can’t reach it! Mom: use the chair. Me: twss
March 8th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Grant sucks camel dick
March 8th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Graphic design class
(teacher) this rod should slide easily through this hole.
(me) TWSS!
March 10th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
You are invited to the pants party
March 14th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
(someone spilled water on my friend) friend: look now I’m all wet because of you
me: ttws!!
March 15th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Put that hard and long stick into that tight little hole and push in and out slow then fast.
TWSS!!!
March 15th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
My friend talking about fruit by the foot he saideww why is it so long? Me TWSS
March 16th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Science teacher: When you put the stick in that hole it turns red from the moisture in the hole. Me: TWSS!!
March 18th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
(talking about hooking up a webcam) friend : it’s not going in . Me : that’s what she said!!! Me : is it in the right hole? Friend : that’s what she said!!!!! (talking about just stuff) dude : I don’t like plastic things they don’t hurt enough . Everyone : that’s what she said!!!!
March 19th, 2009 at 1:28 am
I set it out on the table when we go out to eat. I hit it when I hear sumthin good LOL
It’s quite satisfying
“that’s what she said”
March 19th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
(talking about a lacrosse stick) Kid one: “Oh my god Danny, your stick is huge!”
Me: That’s what she said!
March 20th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
how do you record your own voice into the app?
cuz i heard u can do that but idk how…
March 21st, 2009 at 6:41 pm
me : shes gunnna blow
friend;THATS WHAT SHE SAID
SISTER (blowing up balloons): IM A REALLY GOOD BLOWER
me: twss
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Student trying to push a rock: it’s to hard!!! Brother: push harder!!!! Me: twss!!
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
a song me and my friend heard
song:and I dug my finger deep in the hole
me& my friend: that’s what she said
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:16 pm
A friend talking about a purse
Friend:it’s big and pink and fuzzy!!
sister:twss
March 27th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
My friend was eating kiwi, and she’s like, “this is really slimy so it looks kind of gross, but it actually tastes good!” I laughed hysterically for about five minutes before I was phhisically able to say Tass,
March 27th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Oops I meant t w s s
March 28th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Freind: I want you to ride me as hard as you can. Me: twss
April 1st, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Happy April fool’s day peoples!!!!!!!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Aaron: (when scooping ice cream that had hardened in the freezer) This is such a pain in the butt!
Me: That’s what she said!!
April 4th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
My friend had a Christmas tie that has a button that plays music. She was messing with it and then I hear music playing and she says “aw, I was just rubbing it, I didn’t mean for it to go off!”
Me: “that’s what she said!!”
April 10th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
(friend talking about fruit) it squirted all over me
(me) TWSS!
(same friend talking about fruit again) I like em big and juicy
(me) TWSS!
April 16th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Visiting the zoo
Girl : look at the giraffe, it’s neck is long
Me : it’s pointless, it’s so big you could never use it for anything
Girl : TWSS
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Ok so me and my neighbor are playing bilards (pool)then this happens
Friend-I could get it in if that ball wasn’t in the way
Me- Thats what she said!!!!
Friend-?
I’m like WTF I’m not ever gonna explain it to you now he’s bugging me so much to tell him what it means.
(at the begining of this “story” I said bilards not pool cuz that can be twissed) I mean realy think how someone cat twist your words if u say u were PLAYING POOL with your FRIEND
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Oh and he’s the same age as me
April 26th, 2009 at 6:39 am
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April 30th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Friend: dude, you hit too hard!
Me: that’s what she said!!
May 2nd, 2009 at 7:24 pm
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May 10th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
My friend (talking about her flute): I tried pulling but it won’t come out!
Me: TWSS!!
May 28th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Friend A: I had a Jr. Whopper!!!!
Me: That’s what she said!!
Friend B: I know, I was there last night!
May 29th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
AP Biology can result in some interesting Twss!
Me (supposedly): I need a towel
Friend: Twss!
Teacher: (talking about the goggles cabinet) You can shut it just pull it hard
Me: Twss!
Friend 1: (cut on scissors in a lab) Scissors hurt!
Friend 2: Twss!
The trampoline is also a good place for twss!
Me: Don’t bounce me so high, it makes me nervous
Brother: twss!
My mom also says some funny things
Mom: be sure you do a thorough job
Me: Twss!
Mom: you never do anything right!
Me: Twss!
June 1st, 2009 at 12:40 pm
(Talking about a fan)
Person 1: That feels really nice….
Person 2: TWSS!!!!
June 27th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
We were making a club for 1st period speech class, and somebody suggested we call it the “that’s what she said club.” Our speech teacher, who’s in her 60’s, asked if it was talking about some girl that lies a lot, as in, “that’s what she SAID.”
Everybody was laughing so hard. We couldn’t explain that to her without getting in huge trouble. But that’s what we ended up naming it. XD
Anyway, great app. I’ll use it a lot.
July 25th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Its fun to pull it out(thats what she said) during a class with a female teacher and use it after everything she says……..teacher:William, check it over but make sure it’s long enough. William:THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!
September 7th, 2009 at 9:44 am
I was at dinner at olive garden and my friend was throwing the Andes mints that they gave us out to every one at the table.
“if you unwrap it, I’ll catch it in my mouth!”
“that’s what she said”
September 28th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
What I do is put a suggestive song on my iPod and tap away…that’s what she said!
October 25th, 2009 at 9:51 am
I use the button for that quizno’s commercial where the oven says, “Put it in me Scott!” that is so fun
November 17th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
My brother: Just eat it!
me: thats what she said
December 2nd, 2009 at 6:09 pm
my friends and I do it all the time (twss)
“put that away sir I don’t appreciate that being out”
“no one wants the little one” “i do!”
“I like the chest on top”
“I have to figure out how to pull it out” (our math teacher said that!)
and this isn’t twss but it’s funny…”sorry, I was thinking bout my mom” LOL
December 28th, 2009 at 1:06 am
Hey David you said you wouldn’t thrust it? Lol that’s what she said.
January 3rd, 2010 at 3:40 pm
True storyVV
Teacher: Why is it so hard?! Eh, it doesn’t matter how long you keep it in for because were gonna try again tomorrow.
Me: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!
January 5th, 2010 at 8:48 pm
At my mom’s boss’s house playing Rock Band last night, after a beer bottle that was half full broke and the beer got all over the floor. Later, my mom’s boss gets up off the couch and says:
Lisa (mom’s boss): Ugh I just stepped in something wet
Me: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
January 7th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Me : Jesus it’s comeing down hard now! (talking about snow)
Friend : Thats What She Said!!
January 10th, 2010 at 9:27 pm
my friend is putting the pin of a poppy through the top layer of skin on his finger and he shows somebody and they say
doesnt that hurt
he says
it only hurts when it goes in
thats what she said
January 15th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
This happened during math class one day
Friend(girl): ewww! You got it all over the desk!
Friend(boy): THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
Everyone: laughs for like 10 minutes straight until our teacher told us to be quiet and stop laughing
January 26th, 2010 at 8:46 pm
My friend was trying to wash her hands with a bar of soap.
Friend: Ughh! I can’t hold on to it! It’s too slippery! Help me.
Me: that’s what she said.
Lmafo….
January 28th, 2010 at 10:19 am
My brother talking to our dog: put that stick down and get over here!
Me: bahah that’s what she said!!!
Love this app!!
And Dave, get a freakin life, seriously. Go complain to an app that actually does suck.
February 5th, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Friend: We should stop saying that’s what she said in class.
Me: NO. It provides us so much pleasure when everything is boring and silent!
Both: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID (:
February 12th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Ski club teacher talking about the mountian: It won’t be good because the didn’t have enough time to blow
everyone: Thats what she said!
February 22nd, 2010 at 6:04 pm
one time i was in the mall with my friend. he never had a prezle stick before and i had one in my hand.
Him: hey can i try that stick of yours please, and what are they called?
Me: thats what she said! and sure
Him: okay can i have a thats what she said?
Me: lmfao its called a pretzle……
him: oh… what does lmfao mean?
it goes on a long time but as u know friends fail……….(sometimes)
February 24th, 2010 at 7:54 am
Friend: I don’t like to put it in my mouth. Everytime info I gag.
Me: twss
March 11th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Ive got a few for you
ok, so i do tae kwon doe. We have to do post position which is you get on all 4s and somebody puts their feet on your back.
Nelson(friend):your slipping your slipping!
Me:TWSS
Me: Your legs go back a little more
Nelson:TWSS
Ok these are from school
Teacher: Ok students, since most of you dont know how to use a pencil sharpener today i will teach you how.
You put it in, you turn, and when you pull it out its sharp
Me and friends:Cough TWSS Cough
Today we had these dispersed kids come in. So we are about to grade papers and boom, they show up.
Teacher: Why do you come at all the wrong times!
The class: TWSS
Back to tae kwon doe. Again today, i have a friend named Agrayo. So we are running and he says “go faster you 3 inch munchkins!”
Me:TWSS
And then we are doing jumping jacks. He is showing this new kid how to do them. Arms go here, then here. Legs go here then here. And the rest of your body goes up and down.
Me:TWSS
I will keep you updated
March 29th, 2010 at 2:54 am
I’ve had several twss moments in class:
Teacher: if you keep playing with it I’m gonna make you eat it, and it’s not going to be fun.
Class:twss
(later)
Teacher:If it’s that big, you probably shouldn’t put it in your mouth.
Guy sitting next to me:twss!
April 10th, 2010 at 10:53 am
Person 1 : turn it on ( talking about the tv)
Person 2 : That’s what she said!
April 24th, 2010 at 11:38 am
(teacher) i hope i don’t choke on it
(myself) THATS WHAT SHE!!!!!
April 28th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Please get rid of the audio that says … That’s what she said… Or he said. That just f’on ruined this app. It’s not ,.. That’s what he said so why the he’ll would you include that audio in there???? Super lame
May 9th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Helping to assemble table for prom:
friend:take that off, put this one in here and that over there, dont do it like that.
Me:TWSS
June 14th, 2010 at 9:13 am
Drying lips while retracting from a waterfountain: wow that squirtes pretty hard!
ThAt’s what she said!!!
June 22nd, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Homework assignment: Balls can be all different sizes they can be a small ping pong ball or a large beach ball. Balls can be really hard objects of soft. They can be solid like a baseball or hollow like a basketball
me: TWSS
June 27th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
Watchn American pie (dis oz alrdy inapropriate anyway)
girl: dis one time at band camp I stuck a flute up my pussy
my 10 year old brother: data wat she sed!
February 13th, 2011 at 11:12 am
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February 13th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
friend: seriousy wht is it?!
me: THATS WAHT SHE SAID!!
July 12th, 2011 at 3:37 pm
I just plug it in to my sterio and use it in random conversations!