HOW TO USE
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That’s What She Said is something that is much funnier when the preceding phrase can in no way be construed as innuendo…..in-ur-endo!
“That’s What She Said!”
Instructions on how to use your TWSS button:
Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.
Student A “Wow, that’s really hard!”
Student B “That’s what she said!”
Example B: Talking about a fragile object.
Man A “Pull it out slowly.”
Man B “That’s what she said!”
Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key.
Clerk “Put it in, then take it out fast.”
Man “That’s what she said!”
Its uses are endless!
February 19th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Player A: Oh, it’s my turn
Player B: TWSS
February 22nd, 2009 at 6:27 pm
1: why is it so big?
2: TWSS!!!! Omfgroflmfao
February 24th, 2009 at 6:38 am
Patient: This feels really weird.
Doctor: TWSS!
February 24th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Think about what you did real hard and long
Twss!!
February 24th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Is it over yet?
TWSS
February 24th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Player:a get that stick out of that hole. Player:b twss
February 25th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Your not doing it right!
That’s what she said!
February 25th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
get off me. Man twss
February 25th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Girl: Is this over yet?
Man: that’s what she said!!!
February 25th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
At a steakhouse.
Person A: “wow! This is really juicy, I like it!”
Person B: “TWSS!”
February 25th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
teacher: get on the wood
me: twss
February 25th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Just do it.
That’s what she said.
February 25th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
I’m lovin’ it
That’s what she said.
February 26th, 2009 at 4:30 am
Have it your way.
That’s what she said.
(burger king)
February 28th, 2009 at 8:05 am
at a camping trip:
Do you like the starS with icecream?
Twss
February 28th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Player a I like it, it feels good
Player b TWSS
February 28th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Person a: whoa their right this is fun!
Person b: twss!
March 1st, 2009 at 9:39 am
can I play with it?
Twss
March 1st, 2009 at 9:41 am
Stick it in my pussy
Twss
March 1st, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Talking about a cat
u have to rub it nice and easy
Twss
March 1st, 2009 at 7:14 pm
a. ouch that hurt.
b. that’s what’s she said LOL
March 1st, 2009 at 7:15 pm
When at a jewelry store:
Girl: wow! It dangles!
Store clerk: TWSS
March 1st, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Person a: I think im going to get a bigger 1
B: Twss
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Fighting over a water bottle
Person {watching fight}: Man you twisted it and pulled it and then it popped and all that stuff came out
You: TWSS
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Mines well done
March 2nd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Girl playing a game: Yessss!!!!!!
Other person: TWSS
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
On a trampoline
Person1: get off, you’ve been bouncing all day
Person2: TWSS
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Person A: Can I smell it?
Person B: I didn’t know it was white?
Person C: TWSS!!
(talking about alcohol)
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:29 pm
It not coming out
March 4th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
*your friend asks if you wanna have another ice cream*
Friends response: I don’t have room for two!
Your response : TWSS!
March 6th, 2009 at 10:42 am
Teacher: I tought my algebra kids how to do it
Me: Thats what she said
Also
Teacher: My throat is sore
Me: Thats what she said
March 8th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Kid1:Make sure my lunchbox is full
Kid2:TWSS
March 8th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Lol…
Meant it instead of lunchbox o-0
March 8th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
what a stupid fucking game hwow about that’s what he said fuck this game
March 8th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Put your dick in my pussy
That’s what she said
March 9th, 2009 at 3:16 am
teacher: your report cards are due tommorow.
Me: Twss
March 11th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
This app suckes cock
March 11th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
fuck u
March 12th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
some person: man, it’s to soft and it sticks to my hand.
some other person: twss
March 14th, 2009 at 9:58 am
After being pushed in the snow lots of times
I don’t wanna go back in I’m already all wet
That’s what she said
March 14th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
(about a push pop)
Friend or girl: how do u push it?????
Me: twss
March 16th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
This app is crap. THATS WHAT EVERYONE SAYS!
March 16th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Ew! It’s salty!
Twss
March 17th, 2009 at 7:17 am
Open your iPod on the iPhone and select your favorite song, ie “Can’t Touch this”. Once it starts, put it in the background by pushing the home key. Then open TWSS and create your own TWSS sound track to your favorite songs!
March 20th, 2009 at 11:46 am
puss
March 20th, 2009 at 11:47 am
lick my dick
March 20th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Person a: are you recording this?
person b: twss
Person a: it doesn’t fit
Person b: twss
Person a: where’d you put it
Person b: twss
Person a: help me put together this jig-saw-puzzle
Person b: twss
March 20th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
how do you put your own voice into the app?
some1 said u can do that but idk how…
March 25th, 2009 at 11:16 am
you can come out now
twss
March 26th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Man1: That was a short period. Man2: TWSS!
March 29th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Joker A: Thats what she said
Joker B: TWSS
March 31st, 2009 at 12:02 pm
test
March 31st, 2009 at 12:05 pm
test again
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Get youre dick out of my ass,, tssss xD
April 4th, 2009 at 7:14 am
Sodapop: Wow. Look at that girl! She can do it
Steve: TWSS!
Soda: What the crap??
Steve:( pulls out iPhone) it’s only the coolest app on the iPhone.
Soda: let me try!
Ponyboy and Johnny: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!
April 6th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Mmmmmm it taste so good
April 10th, 2009 at 8:04 am
Teacher: if you need to turn around to ask your partner if it’s good and you’re doing it right, I won’t complain. TWSS
April 10th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
spelunking:
This is at an awkward angle!
That’s what she said!
April 11th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Baseball:
Coach: keep going
You:twss
Or
Coach: go father out
You: twss
April 12th, 2009 at 10:34 am
person A: can i have some advice?
person B: no
person A: wow that was deep.
person B: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
April 15th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
I have seen this one before.
Twss.LOL
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Man: she was really good.
2man: twss
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Yeah move a little awwe that feels good!
Twss
April 27th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Suck my system. Twss
April 27th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
boy 1: mine is hard yours is Soft
boy 2: TWSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I like the way this feels in my mouth!
THATS WHAT SHE SAiD
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Stiick iit iin your juiice box and suck iit!
Twss!!!
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:41 pm
In math class:
Me and mark will roll the dice on the plate so that it will protect the dice from falling off the table.
Twss!
May 24th, 2009 at 9:17 am
1:It’s not working. 2:make it work! That’s what she said …. Or he said
June 7th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Teacher: ur horrible!
Student: TWSS
September 20th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
i dont find any joke about it …..
October 2nd, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Teacher:That came out wrong
Student:TWSS!!
October 8th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
At a resturant
It tastes nasty!!
TWSS!!
November 6th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
At a Field Hockey game.
Friend: WOO! USE THAT STICK
Me: That`s what she said
January 18th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Walking on the beach
Look out for the crabs!
TWSS
February 7th, 2010 at 8:13 pm
After not takin a shower for a week
I feel dirty
TTWS
February 11th, 2010 at 11:33 am
while hsving an argument about how they write….
Person A: Whoa! Mine is tiny!
Person B: No, I’m pretty sure mine is waaayyy smaller than yours!
TWSS
February 11th, 2010 at 11:34 am
It always comes out so awkward =(
TWSS
February 21st, 2010 at 8:01 am
In science class describing a disection
it’s all mushy and gross in there
that’s what she said
March 26th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
My grandma: I really hope he makes that white stuff again
me: umm… That’s what she said
April 10th, 2010 at 8:02 am
Person 1 that was great
Person 2 TWSS
April 28th, 2010 at 7:03 pm
At a park
person -a well that was so deep mud
person-b twss
April 30th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
its coming
twss
April 30th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
im coming already
twss
April 30th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
soooo gay bitch
April 30th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
fuck yo mom nigga
June 8th, 2010 at 2:31 am
I don’t get it……..
June 17th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
person a: uhhhh….
person b: twss